“No Legs, No Jokes, No Chance” Tee – Away We Go! Tryout Tribute

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Celebrate Broadway history with this No Legs, No Jokes, No Chance tee—named for the infamous verdict during the 1943 New Haven out‑of‑town tryout of "Away We Go!" before it became "Oklahoma!". Allegedly uttered by producer Michael Todd or a ticket spec, the quip—“No legs, no jokes, no chance”—landed in Walter Winchell’s column as an example of how wrong early critics can be. Printed in bold vintage type on a soft, garment‑dyed tee, it’s a clever nod to underdog triumph and a tribute to showbiz grit. Wear it with pride—because the critics were definitely wrong.

This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Celebrate Broadway history with this No Legs, No Jokes, No Chance tee—named for the infamous verdict during the 1943 New Haven out‑of‑town tryout of "Away We Go!" before it became "Oklahoma!". Allegedly uttered by producer Michael Todd or a ticket spec, the quip—“No legs, no jokes, no chance”—landed in Walter Winchell’s column as an example of how wrong early critics can be. Printed in bold vintage type on a soft, garment‑dyed tee, it’s a clever nod to underdog triumph and a tribute to showbiz grit. Wear it with pride—because the critics were definitely wrong.

This heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it’s made to stand out without trying too hard.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Trendy vintage look
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!